My Night in Jail

I looked around after waking from a deep sleep and had no recollection of how I ended up in the smelly, old, worn down jail cell. The holding cell was big, it was filled with just me and a few other men, some of who looked like they had been here before. I scanned the cell looking for a familiar face and I saw a man who looked familiar, but I was not sure where I had seen him. My jeans were rattling, so I began to feel around in my pockets. First, I pulled out this crinkled up bracelet, which appeared to be from a bar, which triggered my memory that I was going out with my buddy Tyler that night to some bars. Following this, I took my cell phone out of my pocket and saw it was locked out for 3 hours and had some fresh cracks in it. I then pulled out a tube of slightly used cake batter chapstick, which made sense, because I never go anywhere without chapstick. Following this, I found a crinkled up napkin with a sloppily written phone number on it, this reminded me that I had meant a really cute girl that I hit it off with. Lastly, I found a wadded up tissue that was covered in fresh blood, after seeing this I began to feel around on my face and found this big bandage above my eye, that was covering a gash in my eyebrow. After seeing this it all came together, I remember I was in a bar flirting with that girl and she neglected to tell me she had a boyfriend, and he was there. The boyfriend came up to me and started swinging, which began the bar fight, all I remember is getting a few good punches in and then it all goes black. Finally, I call my buddy Tyler and ask him what happened, to which he responds with "duuuuuuuude that dude beat the crap out of you, like I don't think you hit him once bro" and thats how I ended up in jail, a bar fight.